I got in to work today to find a package waiting for me:
 Since I was automatically in a great mood, I decided to have some fun with my collegues here in the office, and set this up:
 For those curious as to what exactly that paper is hanging on the machine, check this out: La-Z-Link With the help of a friend here, I was able to get everybody around the printer screaming like little girls in amazement as the upgraded proved to 'work'. I love April Fools Day :)
Sig begins here: ZEngineer: I just hope those exhaust tips aren't gonna give me a hard time going through the opening Aqualung: Do you have a pic of your rear? ZEngineer: Dude! That's just perverted! Aqualung: Holy Sh*t! What did I just say??? BigTDogg(MA): That car earns the owner a TON of trophies at shows I'm sure. It'll also earn him one jab to the testicles if I ever meet him in person.
Kenny: I got more rhymes than Azheat's mouth got dongs ZEngineer: If I ever wreck my car, and some jerkoff pulls that overused retarded joke on me, I'd release my frustration on him through an uppercut to the balls and say: "don't worry, a little bondo here and there and you balls will be like new again". |